the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
(Source: conversationparade)
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
(Source: praisemaliks)
benefits to dating me
- you have no competition
- that’s about it actually
- but i think it’s a good point
(Source: ishimondo)
