the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
benefits to dating me
- you have no competition
- that’s about it actually
- but i think it’s a good point